As I understand it, here are a few groups or “powers” seeking world domination: The Illuminati. The Freemasons. The Trilateral Commission. Extraterrestrials. The New World Order. George Soros. The military-industrial complex. The Committee of 300. The Bilderberg Group.

Paul McCartney is dead, Elvis is alive, and John Lennon was killed by the CIA. Princess Diana? Why, she was killed by the Queen. There is holocaust denial, a tsunami bomb and subliminal advertising. Fluoride is a devilish creation foisted on us by the communists, Illuminati or New World Order; take your pick.

We have the Clinton Body Count, the Bush Body Count, and Obama doesn’t count because he doesn’t have a valid birth certificate. It disappeared like that battleship in the Philadelphia Experiment.

AIDS is a human-made disease and New Coke was an attempt to ratchet up sales for the “Old” Coke. Global warming is a ruse, maybe something concocted by the Skull and Bones society at Yale.

We split our time these days between what is perceived as reality and what we hear is the real reality, namely, shadow governments, black ops, apocalyptic and Mayan prophecies and weaponry that can cause earthquakes or control minds. For every person believing the official government findings on 9/11 or JFK’s assassination is another person who has no trouble believing that Ronald Reagan had the Mark of the Beast.

After watching “X-Files” re-runs and faithfully following the ongoing TV series “Fringe” with its parallel universes, I get pretty confused sometimes about what’s what; you know, what’s real and what isn’t. It’s even worse in an election year what with all the charges and countercharges and the fact, if you listen carefully, each candidate is saying his or her opponent(s) has the Mark of the Beast.

Seems to me world domination is at the very core of a lot of this speculation and, as you might surmise, I have a solution. The key is NASA; yes, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. Two words: moon domination. Yes, if we can colonize the moon we could possibly get some of these extraterrestrials and shadow governments with their mind control and secret ways interested in moon domination instead of world (earth) domination. That way, perhaps we down here would have a better grasp on reality by not being inundated by so many conspiracies.

Of course, no plan is foolproof; nor is mine. My plan is based on the premise that we have already landed on the moon, which, as some of you will note, ain’t necessarily so. 

Bob Morgan is a retired, award-winning journalist and an author.